Funny conversations in Kenya

Dad: "I used some of your shampoo last night, Jeff.  Thanks."
Jeff: "What shampoo are you talking about?"
Dad: "That green shampoo that was in your bag."
Jeff: "You mean you put the aloe vera gel in your hair?"
Dad: "Oh is that what that was? I guess that explains why it didn't lather."


Dad: "Cody, you are going to have to be more careful under that mosquito net at night.  You are getting eaten alive.  You're going to end up with malaria for sure."
Cody: "How am I going to get malaria?"
Dad: "That's how you get malaria.  From mosquito bites."
Cody: "Seriously?  Why didn't anyone tell me this?"
Jeff: "Looks like I need to take less for granted next time I do a pre-trip briefing."